Coffeena is a cup of coffee. She is the wife of Olvan, based on a fan theory that Olvan is in love with coffee.
Coffeena was created by Rabit. She has been kidnapped multiple times as a prank on Olvan, usually by the Keeper in Lion's skits, and other things in other skits. As a general rule, SAMBers either ship Coffeena and Olvan, or have no clue who Coffeena is.